Roger buying an expensive bracelet for girlfriend

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet,

to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.

The jeweller inquired, “Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?”

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered,

“No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.”

The jeweller smiled and said, “Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.”

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, “Not exactly romantic, but very practical.

This way, if we break up, I can use it again.”