A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other and stick to their diet plan.
A week later, the husband noticed that his wife was sneaking into the kitchen late at night. He caught her red-handed, devouring a big slice of chocolate cake.
He whispered, “Honey, what are you doing? We promised to stick to our diet!”
She replied with a mischievous smile, “Oh, don’t worry. I’m just eating my secret diet cake. It doesn’t count because it’s a secret!”
The husband couldn’t help but laugh. “Well, in that case, pass me a secret diet slice too!”