A diet guru is holding a seminar in the conference room of a large hotel. “The food we eat,” he explains, “is slowly killing us.
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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You
Read moreKind Man in Prison
I have a friend in prison who is very kind. Someone asked him to donate his eye, he gave it for free. Someone asked for
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The Dean from the University of Northern Colorado was a victim of a hit and run. He was just getting to his feet when a
Read moreAssertive Husband
A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build
Read moreRepairman
A woman is having a problem with her closet door, it was falling off every time a bus was passing by. So she called a
Read moreManagement
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.On
Read moreDrunk man
A guy is out on the lash with the lads and gets wildly drunk. By the time he staggers home he is covered in vomit
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There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to
Read moreBlonde Driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road, driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her
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