Category: Funny

I have a friend in prison who is very kind. Someone asked him to donate his eye, he gave it for free. Someone asked for

The Dean from the University of Northern Colorado was a victim of a hit and run. He was just getting to his feet when a

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build

A woman is having a problem with her closet door, it was falling off every time a bus was passing by. So she called a

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.On

A guy is out on the lash with the lads and gets wildly drunk. By the time he staggers home he is covered in vomit

There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to

A blonde was swerving all over the road, driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her

“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over. “Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a